The Quotes Section

Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!

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"Men have become the tools of their tools."
~Henry David Thoreau

"Mind reading alien preacher man."
~Michael Greene

"Mine just blows monkey chunks."
~Jennifer Metcalf

"Mongrolize America?! Oh good Lord."
~Professor Jodi Jobuck

"Most good artists are bipolar maniacs."
~Professor Jodi Jobuck

"My butt hit bottom."
~Abby Grebe

"My face died."
~Abby Grebe

"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." ~Dogbert
"Then what does it do?" ~Dilbert
"Why would it need to do anything else?" ~Dogbert

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
~Vladimir Nabokov

"My love is a wet log."
~Brandon Maertin

"My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't let me."
~Jennifer Tyler

"My mom is old. *pause* I'm mad at my underwear."
~Natalie Tucker

"My theory is that penguins do fly, but nobody lives to tell about it."
~Professor James Hodak

"Never despise meager beginnings."
~Clark Davis on Love's Enduring Promise

"Never stick anything larger than your elbow in your ear, David!
~Sherrie Markwood

"Ninety percent of being successful is showing up."
~Woody Allen

"No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other."
~Jascha Heifetz

"Nothing says, "Happy Anniversary" like boogers."
~Abby Grebe

"Now, I'm not here to vent about our everyday, shared experiences such as the mud puddle that is completely avoidable by the passing car whose timing just happens to be in perfect symmetry to our proximity leaving us with a cool coating of brown mixing vividly with the new white shirt chosen conveniently enough for surely such an occasion as this. No. I'll not vent here. I mean, what would be the point to even suggest that on other people brown is a neutral, even natural tone, blending well with their attire but on you and I, brown is indeed vivid. That would be pointless and we are at this point comfortably numb to these moments."
~David Crowder

"Oh good! We can have actor-kabobs!"
~Feliza Casano

"Oh gosh. I so did NOT mean to dream that!"
~Juli Sneider

"Oh I'm retarded."
~Joe Metter

"Oh my God! Do you people vote?!?"
~Professor Jodi Jobuck

"Oh no! I just droove off the road! Wait, droove isn't a word!"
~Tricia Villines

"Okay. But beware: I might throw up."
~Miles Wiltse (when asked if he'd like to be spun around in a circle)

"Okay, don't take the shortcut. Go buy some aluminum foil."
~Professor Kwaku

"Okay, who had fun?" ~Sandra Lehsten
"That guy back there with the yellow license plate." ~Abby Grebe

"Once you open that door, you can never go back."
~Dr. Bob Forney

"One derives great moral strength from a cup of coffee."
~Sarah Black

"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
~AA Milne
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