The Quotes Section

Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!

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"Text messages are like people whispering to each other or passing notes in class."
~Andrew Colchagoff

"That guy got his ribs broked!"
~Anna from Shakespeare class

"That part was kinda funny and now I have a story."
~Will Harbauer

"That was an incredible use of vocabulary."
~Jonathan Metcalf

"That's when you start looking at tail lights in a different way."
~It's either Sandra Lehsten, or Benjamin Derkin. I can't remember.

"The absurdity of it all made for good memories."
~Abby Grebe

"The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away."
~Ronald Reagan

"The coyotes that ate children are gone. So now we've got humans."
~Professor James Hodak

"The dark side comes after that . . ."
~Jennifer Thompson after a Sociology lecture on Morés and Forés

"The future of man kind is cheese cake."
~Craig Michael

"The internet makes you stupid."
~Andrew Colchagoff

"The LoRD is triumphant."
~Roger Fall

"The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others."
~Vincent Van Gogh

"The most qualified applicant who is willing to work for you has three ears, a snout, and a life expectancy of Thursday."

"The only reason for absence is death . . . yours."
~Professor Russell Bodi

"The press needs such timely communications."
~Tyson Turner

"The storm isn't going to kill you because the storm isn't going to rob me of that pleasure."
~Joe Metter

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
~Robert Benchley

"The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them."
~Samuel McChord Crothers

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
~Frank Zappa

"The world's full of pagans, and bad people, and Catholics."
~Don Mercer

"The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them."
~Syrus Publilius

"There aren't that many noble things you can do in Washington."
~Professor Russell Bodi

"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher."
~Victor Hugo

"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking."
~Thomas Edison

"There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers."
~William James

"There's a beautiful thing called, 'edit.'"
~Joe Metter

"There's a big difference between being content and being stupid."
~Tim Varner

"There's lies, there's damn lies, and then there's statistics."
~Mark Twain

"They had all the equipment to help fix the church, complete with bulldozer."
~Denielle Buenger
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