The Quotes Section
Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!
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"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously."
~Peter Ustinov
"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway."
~Evan Esar
"It tastes like Robitussin, but it doesn't taste
nearly as good."
~Tyson Turner
"It's all the fun of being in the hospital, but not with the illness part."
~Paul
"It's always fun to watch people take tests. You watch the frustration and the agony and you think, 'Ha ha ha.'"
~Professor Cloyd Payne
"It's funny and everybody dies."
~Sarah Stephens
"It's like an airplane on wheels and without wings!" ~Ryan Brown
"Excuse me, we're experienceing some turbulance up ahead, we got some potholes." ~Will Harbauer
"It's normally funny . . ."
~Dave Frye
"Jesus is sustaining the muscle in your chest that pumps blood back and forth so that your eyes can blink so that they do not dry out so that you can read this blog post."
~Tyson Turner
"Just imagine holding hands and running through the daisy fields of life."
~Andy Ciesler
"Just when I start to think, 'Ah ha! I'm all smart!' I have to stop myself and think, 'Noooo...'"
~Dave Ziemke
"Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person."
~Ethel Mumford
"Latter day elves getting people spiritually pregnant so they can dwell in their own world and rule with eight belly buttons."
~Anthony Anderson
"Leadership is a priviledge offered only by grace. To abuse your position for your benefit is to spit in God's face."
~Justin McRoberts
"Let's be hopeless together." ~Abby Grebe
"Okay." ~Tricia Villines
"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops."
~Kurt Vonnegut
"Like the Bible says, 'Seek and . . . uhh . . . you'll receive.' . . . you know?"
~George Royer
"Long live the Swiss."
~Professor Jodi Jobuck
"Look for the word, 'G.'"
~Clerk at the Library of Congress
"Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought."
~Sir William Osler
"Love does not die easily. It is a living thing. It thrives in the face of all life's hazards, save one--neglect."
~James Bryden
"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
~Franklin Jones
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
~John Harrigan
"Love is being stupid together."
~Anonymous
"Love me, love my pet."~Bethany White
"Thanks a lot, Bethany!"~Abby Grebe
"Well, I mean that in a good way! It's not like I think of you as my pet
rock or something."~Bethany
"Yeah, Abby, you're much more like a chia pet."~Adam White
"Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things."
~Peter Drucker
"Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them!"
~Sydney Smith
"Matthew Weatherwax. Weatherwax???! What is that?!"
~Professor Alvenia McQueen
"Maybe he's just idly being obnoxious."
~Bethany White
"Maybe I could bring some of my people, too. Then my people can meet your people."
~Chris Weigel