The Quotes Section

Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!

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"You guys suck."
~Professor Jodi Jobuck to our Intro to Music class

"You have lost your privileges of speaking, and all animal related noises."
~Dave Frye

"You know what else is really good about God? He might slap you in the face, but He will never stab you in the back. I'm so glad for that."
~Sashanna Stefan

"You know you drink too much coffee when you don't sweat, you percolate."
~Coffee Mug

"You looked and stared. That's good. I do that a lot, too. But then what?"
~Professor Cook while observing the class's reaction to logarythms

"You may feel like a cow, but you don't look like a cow! You're a lot prettier than any cow I've ever seen!"
~Abby Grebe

"You never know. You and I learn more and more about each other every day. I figured, 'Hey, Tricia learned that I give my phone number out to random waiters at Irish pubs, I'm learning she likes basketball.'"
~Abby Grebe

"You should come to grips with the fact that you've got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider, only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into."
~Johnny Truant

"You should quote yourself in this book."
~Tim Varner

"You. Stretch marks. Belly button . . . It's just not gonna happen, Ryan." ~Tyson Turner
"But it can be my crown of glory!" ~Ryan Brown

"You want to file that in your trash can or somethin'?"
~Candi Barickman

"You watch James Dean once, you're hooked."
~Professor Jodi Jobuck

"You'll be so dumb, you won't know nuthin'."
~Professor Cloyd Payne

"You're comparing math to murder?"
~D.J. Semersky

"You're dishonoring my honor!"
~Hunter Turner

"You've exhausted all your human resources here. You need to move away and find some more."
~Michael Greene referring to Abby Grebe's dating history

"Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit."
~Guy Debord

"Your eyes are windows into your beautiful soul. Don't ever shut them."
~Nathan Marchland

"Your face looks lovely in that shade of red."
~Abby Grebe to Andy Ciesler

"Your hair is too long. It doesn't look cute and shaggy anymore. Now you just look like a bum. A bum on crack."
~Abby Grebe