The Quotes Section

Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!

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"A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one."
~Guy de Maupassant

"A little ash never hurt anybody. It puts hair on your chest."
~Brandon Maertin

"A ring-down is just like a hoe-down, except a ring is passed around instead of a hoe."
~Hunter Tolbert

"Abby and I's relationship is very special." ~Juli Sneider
"Yeah, good, don't tell me about it." ~Liz Drlik

"Abby goes right here . . . no, not there . . ."
~Professor Alvenia McQueen

"Ah! That's what happened! India has all these dresses hanging on their walls. Americans have all these naked people running around. Now if we could just get the two countries back together . . ."
~Tyson Turner

"All the ducks were on a bank. It was like, the Germans or something."
~Dave Frye

"All the world's problems can be solved by Chai and girls."
~Hunter Tolbert

"Allow me to pause for a refreshing beverage."
~Professor James Hodak in the middle of a lecture

"And now, on a smaller, but earthlike planet . . ."
~Professor James Cook

"And now on to something more fun. *pause* Not that God's not fun. *pause* But this conversation wasn't."
~Sandra Lehsten

"Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."
~Evan Esar

"Antidisestablishmentarianism. As according to Google."
~Andrew Colchagoff

"Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry."
~Calvin Trillin

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

"Are you coooool? Are you with us? C'mon, we're gonna go vandalize somthin."
~Andrew Colchagoff

"Are you more excited about going camping or about getting drunk?" ~Abby Grebe
"I'm not quite sure!" ~Matt Jeffries

"As surely as I am an honest schmuck, I fare thee good night, and wish thee good luck."
~Return to the Forbidden Planet

"At this point, it doesn't really matter how we do it. These will end up back here one way or the other anyway because inevitably, these submittals will be rejected."
~Dave Ziemke

~Nate Price

"BC = Before Calculators."
~Professor Cook

"Be bright! It's bright outside! It's sunny! Be sunny!" ~Professor Kwaku
"It's too cold outside." ~Student in Algebra Class
"Ah, you can't have it all." ~Professor Kwaku

"Because that's what Yahoo says and Yahoo never lies."
~Luke Fetterman

"Because you can't build a house on popsicle sticks."
~Ryan Grebe

"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
~Joshua Lanam

"Being content is having the call to have the courage of our convictions."
~Tim Varner

"Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision."
~Blake Clark

"Betcha bottom dolla' it's Autumndala."
~Craig Twining

"Biking escapade: a taste of freedom . . . not to mention some kind of lawn chemical."
~Luke Fetterman

"Blessed by a rabbi?"
~Andrew Colchagoff
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