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"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
~Jean Giraudoux

"Oops! I ate something. Don't tell God."
~Julie Alley before we prayed over dinner

"Oops! I dropped my weed."
~Sandra Lehsten in reference to a dandelion

"Our book managed to find a woman!"
~Professor Jodi Jobuck

"Out of sight, out of mind, and off the hips."
~Claire Reinhart (after hiding a can of Pringles from Abby Grebe)

"Penlessness. It's a terrible thing."
~Abby Grebe

"Peter couldn't walk straight cause he always had his foot in his mouth."
~Anonymous

"Photographaphically."
~Benj Derkin

"Pink, purple, or crayon?" ~Sandra Lehsten
"What, does this crayon not have a color?" ~Abby Grebe

"Please put down a working phone number."
~Professor Alvenia McQueen (when asking students to write their information for class)

"Put that cicada down and then we'll talk."
~Alex Greene

"Quote me! Quote me!"
~Luke Fetterman

"Real love is always fated. It has been arranged before time. It is the most meticulously prepared of coincidences. And fate, of course, is simply a secular term for the will of God, and coincidence for His grace."
~Joshua Harris

"Religion and food and people and food are often brought together with some really interesting results."
~Professor Russell Bodi

"Right. Tartar. Like Tartar bus."
~Dave Frye

"See, if you put a turtle in there, it just wouldn't work as well."
~Joyce Kilpatric

"See, there's this filter in your head that says, 'Good idea?' or 'Bad idea?' There comes a point where the filter goes to sleep while the rest of the body stays awake."
~Joe Metter

"She bought a gun, Brandon. That's generally a good sign your relationship isn't doing well."
~Andrew Colchagoff

"She even invented 'Do-It-Yourself Mondays'! Help!"
~Michael Villines regarding fluctuating dinner times at home

"She gathers me, man, the pieces that I am. She gathers them and gives them back to me in all the right order."
~Toni Morrison

"She's not saying that to a guy. She's saying that to Dave Frye."
~Dave Frye

"Six divided by four does not equal two for you!"
~Kevin Fay (in reference to sharing pillows on the sofa)

"So, I had this head pie the other day. There wasn't much to it but it was still pretty good."
~Juli Sneider

"So, I went to the cigar affair today. I'm thinking I shouldn't have done that."
~Will Harbauer

"So, if I were to eat your hair when it was long, I would think it was angel food cake?"
~Aimee Reid

"So this large black man walks in. Some bad stuff happens. And then my doctor walks in."
~Dave Frye

"Some people are like slinkies. They are not really good for anything... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
~Jill Hamilton

"Some people are so godly that they do no earthly good."
~Pastor David Bayly (I think. Feel free to correct me if someone else said that.)

"Stop here and wait for directions." ~Abby Grebe
"But can I go in now?" ~Tricia Villines
"No. That's why the sign says, 'Stop here and wait for directions.'" ~Abby

"Telling a girl she's fat is like telling a policeman, 'I have a gun! I'm going to shoot you with it!'"
~Heidi Turner

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