The Quotes Section

Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!

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"Well behaved women rarely make history."
~Marilyn Monroe

"Well, let's see. You've been in school for eight years now, and have 6,054 credit hours. That's a nice Associates degree, but I'm afraid we're looking for someone with a little more experience and education. Have a nice day."
~Ashley Sheeks

"What did you bring?" ~Martha Twining
"Meatballs." ~Alycia Bick
"Why do they look funny?" ~Martha
"Because I made them." ~Alycia

"What? Do you sleep in a ziploc bag!?"
~John Burden (after the professor told us her age)

"What? You guys are telling secrets?" ~Dave Ziemke
"My daughter peed on the carpet last night." ~Candi Barickman
"Welcome home!" ~Dave

"What's a value cluster?" ~Professor Alvenia McQueen
"It sounds like breakfast." ~Maggie from Sociology class

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in a strange city, it should follow that we act strangely."
~Tim Varner

"When we allow God to meet our needs, we can say to our future spouse, 'I'm not here because I have needs; I'm here because I love you.'"
~Annie Ashbaucher

"When we first started the show, I had a major crush on him. And then he started to speak."
~Brittney Forster

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
~Mark Twain

"When you can be the best, faking it works quite nicely I've been told."
~Keith Osmun

"When you do a science lab with a group that is all writing majors, you find out you know nothing about science."
~Keith Osmun

"Where's the mancala board/ice cube tray/egg carton/thought organizer?"
~Juli Sneider

"While the filter is napping, the judgment is gone."
~Joe Metter

"Why are the songs that get stuck in my head always little kid songs?"
~Google Thought of the Day

"Why are you looking at the devotionals for May 14th?" ~Laura Barton
"Cause today is the 14th!" ~Andy Ciesler
"What?!? Where has time gone??" ~Laura

"Will Ferrell needs to stop. He keeps making movies."
~Chris Weigel

"Women are more like bones and spock."
~Dr. Bob Forney

"Yay! I've got mail!"
~Laura Crawford

"You are evil! With a capital 'E' and a lower case 'vil'!"
~Bethany White

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
~Al Capone

"You can hate me later." ~Sandra Lehsten
"No, I'll hate you now." ~Benj Derkin

"You can imagine, but I doubt it'd be accurate."
~Michael Johnson

"You can't fix stupid."
~Ryan Grebe

"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
~Jack London

"You don't have to remind him that I exist."
~Juli Sneider

"You don't want to see me get down."
~Hunter Turner

"You either need to check into a hospital, die, or get through it."

"You gotta be successful to get fired."
~Fred Lammers

"You gotta work with what God gave you."
~Laura Barton
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