The Quotes Section
Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!
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"I need one of those giddy-up things."
~Eric Herr (referring to nitris oxide in his car)
"I need to talk to the priest who used to priest here."
~Amy Shrewsbery
"I see the most when my eyes are closed."
~Abby Grebe
"I should contribute more quotes to society. Start with this."
~Will Harbauer
"I sing by ear. I can't look at things."
~Joe Metter
"I still eat paper."
~Benj Derkin
"I think he's failing cause he started coming to class."
~Tricia Villines
"I think I just broke my sinuses off."
~Chris Weigel
"I think I need to consume revenge a little later on."
~Professor Russell Bodi
"I think we need to say some sort of photo oath or something." ~Benj Derkin
"What? Like what?" ~Abby Grebe
"I don't think I want to do anything." ~Benj
"I think you both made that mistake because you're both wearing yellow. So don't wear yellow anymore."
~Professor Cloyd Payne
"I took this class cause they made me."
~Jacob Lindhurst
"I try to avoid my office."
~Professor Cloyd Payne
"I try to have an interesting life so I can become an interesting person."
~Brandon Maertin
"I want to no longer exist!" ~Claire Reinhart
"Me too!" ~Laura Barton
"I want you to genuinely lose."
~Bret Smith
"I was feeling pretty good until the anesthesiologist came in. And then I felt really good!"
~Professor Alvenia McQueen
"I wouldn't mind my butter being melted."
~Juli Sneider
"I'd feel left out if I didn't get stabbed."
~Professor Russell Bodi
"I'd rather eat than have a wedding."
~Hunter Turner
"I'm a white guy with a white car. People are gonna think I'm racist!"
~Hunter Turner
"I'm about ready to destroy the financial aid office. Maybe I can somehow collect all of the stress in this country from college-bound students and funnel it into a weapon, blow up a few campuses, and then see how much they offer me."
~Nathanael Rethorn
"I'm afraid of heights." ~Will Harbauer
"So does that mean you don't ever want to climb the social ladder of success?" ~Abby Grebe
"Of course not! I'd get a nosebleed! Are you kidding me?!" ~Will Harbauer
"I'm basing my entire campaign on sex appeal alone."
~Will Harbauer
"I'm drinking cookie."
~Chris Weigel
"I'm getting high on you, Hunter."
~Abby Grebe (in reference to Hunter's cologne)
"I'm going crazy . . ." ~Chris Stoll
"Is that from lack of sleep?" ~Abby Grebe
"Probably." ~Chris
"I'm hard of hearing, senile, and deaf."
~Professor Cloyd Payne
"I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading."
~Zach Braff
"I'm not as stupid as I look, or even as I act."
~Professor Russell Bodi