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"They say Love is a disease and marriage is the cure for it."
~Lady Blakely from The Scarlet Pimpernel

"They say that retaining your sense of humor is important, but I just feel dumb laughing at my own jokes."
~Bethany White

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."
~Gerald R. Ford

"This book fills a much-needed gap."
~Moses Hadas

"This is hard work!"
~Anna Dionne (3 years old)

"This isn't dirty, it's therapeutic."
~Bethany White

"This kid really is cute. And he is pretty nice, actually. He's not too dumb."
~Tricia Villines

"This stupid book was written back in 1859. Why the hell are we even still looking at it?"
~Professor Jodi Jobuck

"Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead."
~Benjamin Franklin

"Tim, could you be a little more disappointed when you're not allowed to be a woman?"
~Amy Shrewsbery

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."
~GK Chesterton

"To love, for us men, is to clasp one woman with our arms, feeling that she lives and breathes just as we do, suffers as we do, thinks with us, loves with us, and above all, sins with us."
~Baron Orczy

"Too many parents make life hard for their children by trying, too zealously, to make it easy for them."
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
~The Laws of Physics

"Turning people into food is not an unusual custom."
~Professor Russell Bodi

"Ugghh! And I mean that sincerely."
~Laura Crawford

"Use the Fruit of the Spirit to build up the Body."
~Ryan Brown

"Uuugh, you farted . . . it smells like a ham."
~Nate Price (talking to Jeremy)

"WARNING: this is only a warning."
~Eric Herr

"Was Communism invented by economists or by biologists?" ~Instructor
"It must be economists. Biologists would have tried it out on rats first." ~Kid in Sociology Class 091210

"We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives."
~Anonymous

"We already officially adjourned, now I think we need to physically adjourn."
~Benj Derkin

"We don't have Gilligan's Island anymore. We got lost."
~Kevin Wukoviak

"We like frouffie alcohol."
~Abby Grebe

"We should figure that out." ~Professor Payne
"Figure what out?" ~Kid in Class
"I don't know." ~Payne 091210

"We want it to be done so that it can be done so that it can be done, etc." ~Jason Thomas
"Can I quote you on that?" ~Abby Grebe
*pause*
"I want it done!" ~Jason

"We're gonna go less work and no calendar."
~Benj Derkin

"We're gonna put up fliers that say, 'Have you seen this flier?'"
~Will Harbauer

"We're not supposed to have food and drinks in here. Said the happy little hypocrite."
~Joy Parker

"We're still not sure Billy's gonna get married."
~Josh Smith

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