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"Have you ever been in love? Horribe isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something dumb one day, like smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like, 'Maybe we should be just friends,' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
~Neil Gaiman

"Having now seen at least half of Super Troopers and now Napoleon Dynamite, I guess I can now be classified as a normal person." ~Dave Noonan
"Well, I've never seen Super Troopers, what does that make me?" ~Abby Grebe
"Smart." ~Dave

"He did an autobiography on himself."
~Izzy from Voice Class

"He just needs to either poop or get off the pot."
~Tom DeArmond

"He's a man playing a woman who later plays a woman playing a man." ~Professor Russell Bodi
"So, what's that leave him for the weekend?" ~Anthony Bradfield

"He's gonna think I'm a stalker!" ~Tricia Villines
"That's good! He'll remember you!" ~Abby Grebe

"Heigh-ho!" ~Tim Kruse
"Hey! Hoe!" ~Dave Frye

"Hey, I may be perky, but it's all natural."
~Abby Grebe (Noonan) in reference to being wide away one morning without any coffee 091210

"Hey, Randy, where are you? Oh wait, I see you, you're invisible!"
~Jon Colchagoff

"Hey, where's the Dunkin Donuts sign? Oh wait, sorry, Tim Hortons. We wouldn't want to offend a trooper."
~Stephen from ECON 101

"Hey, you told me to be impressed." ~Abby Grebe
"Yeah, but only so I could accuse you of lying." ~Mike Johnson

"His love for you is like a good day of fishing."
~Professor Russell Bodi

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
~Marilyn Monroe

"Home Depot took over our church!"
~Denielle Buenger

"How many copies do we need? Eight?" ~Don Beyer
"How many people are going to be there?" ~Fred Lammers
"Two . . . ?" ~Don
"Yeah, make eight." ~Fred

"Hunter, you have those inexplicable moments that just make me laugh." ~Tim Varner
"Ha ha ha!! Wait. Do I ever have explicable moments?" ~Hunter Turner
*pause*
"No! You don't actually. You just have Hunter moments." ~Tim

"I am an optimist because of Jesus Christ."
~D. James Kennedy

"I am invincible. I am unstoppable. I am in excruciating pain."
~Duck Dodgers

"I can never have your happiness until I have your goodness."
~Jane from Pride and Prejudice

"I can walk easier when there's a hole there."
~Tricia Villines (I have no idea what this means)

"I can't think of a good quote right now; therefore, I will just try to look cool."
~Seth Bellas

"I can't wait to be disappointed."
~Shea Duggins

"I could never sleep with someone who had a fishbowl in their belly button."
~The person quoted wished to remain Anonymous

"I could never take a chance of losing love to find romance."
~U2

"I didn't even get a chance to dig a ditch. You just found a hole and pushed me in it."
~Dave Frye

"I don't do this at all . . . unless I do . . ."
~Juli Sneider

"I don't know how I'm going to sing it." ~Andy Ciesler
"You're not going to sing it, I'm gonna sing it." ~Abby Grebe
"Okay! Abby's song! Don't touch!" ~Andy

"I don't like to limit class discussions to only those that are in the room."
~Professor Russell Bodi

"I don't live on a third floor. I used to in Schultz. Sorta. We counted the basement as the first till it got a deadly mold in it and they closed it down."
~Keith Osmun

"I don't need any help looking stupid. I do that well enough on my own."
~Sandra Lehsten

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