The Quotes Section

Update from Abby. :-) I'm going to try to update this quotes list at least once a week. New quotes will be written in bold so that you don't have to read all the quotes every time you're here. Unless, of course, you just want to. So, new quotes will be written in bold font and will remain in bold for one month. After that, they will be returned to their normal font with the rest of the quotes. Sound good? Sounds good to me, too. Hooray!

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"Does this company still exist?" ~Abby Grebe
*blank stare* ~Paul (My boss)
"Uhh, do we still deal with this company anymore?" ~Abby
*blank stare* ~Paul
"Okay, these questions are leading up to my next question, which is, 'Can I throw all this stuff away?'" ~Abby
"Yes, they still exist, and I think we'd like to keep using them. We haven't in years. So what that means is that you can still throw all their stuff away." ~Paul

"Don't believe that Spiritual height in the past protects you from death in the future."
~Pastor David Bayly

"Don't feed the people, for they carry diseases and are a nuissance."
~Rachel Burkholder

"Don't frown; you never know who's falling in love with your smile."
~Laura Barton

"Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night."
~Philip K. Dick

"Don't walk under a garage door as it is opening on a cold and wet day. The result will also be cold and wet."
~Tricia Villines

"Effectively everything comes out of the 80's, except for stuff from the 70's."
~Andrew Colchagoff

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
~Ambrose Bierce

"Environmental day. We'll sell wood chips."
~Will Harbauer

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
~John Mendosa

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
~Robert Orben

"Everybody celebrated with the king, and they ate pancakes."
~Professor Russell Bodi

"Everyone can be great because anyone can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't even have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace, a soul generated by love."
~Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Everyone knows you're not trying to be like this. It's just the way you are."
~Amy Shrewsbery

"Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits."
~Thomas A. Edison

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
~Albert Einstein

"'Fair' is like 'clean': It's in the eye of the beholder."
~Professor Hoag

"Female cops. They're the worst!"
~Brandon Maertin

"FINE!!! And I'm taking the good china."
~Drew Doblinger

"For a short, fat man, you sure move around a lot when you're intoxicated."
~Luke Clauson

"Funny thing about those things."
~Abby Grebe

"Germs can travel. They have legs."
~Tim Varner

"Gimme your knee."
~Dylan Kahle

"Giving performing arts kids caffeine is like asking for pain and heartache."
~Brittney Forster

"Gizmo! Stop it! I don't know what you're doing but I'm sure I don't approve!"
~Kathleen Noonan

"Go new-school!"
~Amanda Duffee

"Go over there and stand behind that polodium."
~Andrew Colchagoff

"God even saves me from the laughter of my friends."
~Abby Grebe

"God loves us not according to how we do, but according to who God is."
~Annie Ashbaucher

"Hang on. I'm talking and thinking at the same time. That's not a good plan."
~Gretchen Selleck
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