Meet the Cast - Luke P. Willikers III
Origins: Unknown
Age: Timeless
Favorite color:...blue...
No one is really sure from where or when Luke P Willikers came about. Some say he's a governement experiment gone horribly wrong. Those people are then thrown in jail...bags of marajuana were found in their homes. It's a horrible tragedy really...a mind is a terrible thing to waste. It has been widely rumored that Luke is really a powerful demigod, scheming to enslave the earth, making humans his own personal liquorice miners. Heh heh heh...kids and their liquorice. This lie is JUST NOT TRUE! (the same way other lies aren't). Other's say he is living under large rocks...planning to make a large "rock monster". Luke has no comment on rock monsters at this point in time...
Age: Timeless
Favorite color:...blue...
No one is really sure from where or when Luke P Willikers came about. Some say he's a governement experiment gone horribly wrong. Those people are then thrown in jail...bags of marajuana were found in their homes. It's a horrible tragedy really...a mind is a terrible thing to waste. It has been widely rumored that Luke is really a powerful demigod, scheming to enslave the earth, making humans his own personal liquorice miners. Heh heh heh...kids and their liquorice. This lie is JUST NOT TRUE! (the same way other lies aren't). Other's say he is living under large rocks...planning to make a large "rock monster". Luke has no comment on rock monsters at this point in time...
Meet the Cast - Tristan: Traveller Extraordinaire
Tristan first rose to fame in the 19th century when he became the first person to walk (yes, walk) around the earth on the equator. How he did it still remains a mystery to many, but that particular feat earned him his unique title, and a semi-permanent place in the history books. It would have been permanent, but record-keeping wasn't a particularly well-developed skill at that time, and the feat was somehow "lost in the revisions" of the great history books. Unabashed by this small setback, Tristan continued on in his attempts to revolutionize the world by bringing the skill of walking to new heights. He experimented feverishly with multitudes of styles of walking, techniques for keeping balanced, and methodologies to assist in moving about as efficiently as possible. This obsession with all things walking eventually led Tristan to join the Underground Pedestrian's Guild, where he continues to experiment and tinker to this very day.
Meet the Cast - Nate the Lobster
Fall of 1985: A fisherman spotted something coming up the coast. "It's a bird! It's a plane!" The fisherman had obviously been drinking. It was actually a giant lobsterman. A lobsterman that went by the name of "Nate the Lobster". Nate was immediately on the cover of all the tabloids, but it wasn't the real Nate. The photos had been edited so that he was not a lobsterman but a crabman. They assumed a crabman would be more believable. It wasn't, and Nate was believed to be a fake. He withdrew from the public eye to live in the sewers of Toledo. It was there when he met Luke. Luke just was a young boy looking for "where all the crap goes" and he found Nate the Lobster. So Luke took him home with him and hid him in his closet. Nate has been living there ever since.
Meet the Cast - Sara "Buddy" Lobster
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a princess named Sara. As she sat in her tower she looked down to the river only to behold a giant lobster rising from the water and approaching her castle. She immediately alerted the guards, then the Washington Post, then CNN. But resistance was futile. "We'll be assimilated!!" Sara cried. Just then she thought of something her father, King Friday, used to tell her... "With great power, comes great responsibility." So Sara climbed out of her tower down to the frightening lobsterman and welcomed him to her kingdom. Looking into the creatures beady little eyes, Sara fell in love. She and the lobsterman called Nate lived happily ever after. Until Nate was reportedly captured by Luke P. Willikers III and forced to live caged in Luke's closet for the rest of his life.
Meet the Cast - Craig: Emperor of Darkness
A direct descendant of Ghengis Khan, Craig enjoys eating, sleeping, and moving around. Long term goals include: the invention of the world's first hell dispenser and the submersion of the world as we know it into a whirlwind of terror and darkness. Few people know that long before the destruction of the Persian Empire, Craig had successfully devised a plan for world domination. Sadly, the forces of good joined in an epic battle and sealed Craig away in the heart of the earth. Thousands of years he spent...playing mind games with himself...drove himself insane. The powerful judge, Luke P. Willikers III, assumed he was cured and released him from the asylum just last week. He now beleives himself to be a New Jersey accountant name Herman. He doesn't even live in New Jersey... He also enjoys long walks on the beach.