It's Saturday night... What do you wanna do, Luke? Hm.... I really don't know, Luke. Maybe I'll write some text that no one will ever read! Hey! Sounds like a great idea!
So as you've gathered... I'm sitting here. I'm always sitting here. I'm wishing I wasn't sitting here... maybe... sitting somewhere else. But I guess that's just the way the dice rolls. Sometimes you get lemons and sometimes you get lemonade. Sometimes that lemonade is really sour, or maybe even laced with LSD. Then I bet you'll be wishing you'd grabbed some of them darn lemons. Then there are some of you who would rather have the LSD. I personally wouldn't take either. Wait a second... I said the phrase wrong in the first place... so I guess the phrase should be, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Lemonade that's laced with a powerful illegal drug" Yeah you know who you are!
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