The UPG...? What's that...? Oh yeah! It's that thing me and Tristan made a long time ago. How's that thing going anyways? Well, Luke... It's not. You halted all production of the comic when you stopped caring. Oh yeeeah... Now I remember. Thanks, self.

I know that was retarded, but it's all I know how to do. I'm an illiterate Taco Hell employee. What do you expect? Well, apparently this friggin site hit a breakthrough today. Lots of people kept telling me that they saw my site and that they liked it. I...I...I... My reaction was that I was half flattered, and half "Why the heck would you go to a stupid place like that?!?!" No offense to anyone reading this... geez. I probably just lost all my new viewers in that outburst of anger concealing insecurity. I appreciate everyone that reads this thing. I want to make sure you know that. I APPRECIATE YOU FOR READING THIS. I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOU... AND YOUR SAFETY... BUT WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOST OR STOLEN ITEMS.

So we've got a couple new readers I'm guessing. That means I should probably stop addressing myself (see above) or Tristan as the only readers while I'm writing this thing... But that wouldn't be any fun now, would it? The fact that people actually are starting to come here almost thwarted my brilliant plan for the "special comic" which I've so geniusly already constructed the first and second panel for. But... I don't want to make having people read this change the content on this site. So I've decided to keep going with the special comic. I've got the next couple nights off so I should be able to come up with a comic soon. Uh... that's about all I got to say. I hope people keeping coming. SO KEEP COMING. There's a lot more stuff coming up.