I woke up this morning with goals. Lots of 'em. Like... do math. Read books. I'm way behind in my AP summer stuff. At 5 o' clock (After about 5 hours of playing Unreal tournament) I thought... "Hmmmm. I should really go do math. I'll wait till after dinner." Eric insisted that we go to Kroger's to get dinner. Our parents are out of town, but they only left us 4 dollars and a bunch of Wendy's bucks. But Eric REALLY wanted to go to Kroger's. And who am I to stop a young boy from living his dream? Yeah...I'm older than him...he's just really big.... and old looking... anyways. He drives us to Wendy's and we bought 2 Jr. Bacons. THIS IS WHERE YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION!!!!! It was sheer genius. We used the Michigan food tax against them and thereby receiveing $1.90 in change. We proceded across the street to buy chocolate milk, cocoa pebbles, and that one oreo cereal. So then I played some more Unreal. At about 8 I was decided to get up and do my math.... 5 seconds later I went in the basement to play drums. Then I watched some tv... then I went outside to get the mail for a half hour. Staring at the mailbox thinking about Unreal Tournament... and why I always lose... I'm pathetic. Not because I stared at a mailbox... because I'm bad at Unreal Tournament.

What else has been going on...? Nate and I played golf with a can of whipped cream. It exploded when nate tried to hammer it into the ground. It struck him in the leg. Struck is a cool word. STRUCK!! STRUCK!!! Sorry the comic is pending... I've been busy. See last paragraph. It's a very...special comic. Very meaningful. Deep. I'm sure any traffic from Abby's site will just LOVE it. But I'm sure the main character will never see it...because she's Satan's only child.... And refuses to go into a site....the site of light!!! Yes. That's our new name. No longer UPG. Now... TSOL

Ok. I finished it. So click the latest comic thing on the menu to see it. I just said that to fill up space. Heh heh heh. Well take a gander at this little fella.


His name is Weevil. Weevil the Evil. It's one of the many rejected "photos" that have been submitted to emode matchmaking service. But let's not get into that...

I wasn't lying when I said the comic was on the way. I was just... uh... mistaken. The comic might be up today. If not it'll be up tomorrow at the latest. Have I got anything left to say...? Yeah. I just got a job. The souls in hell can all thank me for the cold weather they're experiencing.

Don't got much to say. Comic is on the way. There'll be hell to pay. I don't got much to say. CRAP!! Well, I haven't exactly started yet, but I hope to have it up by tomorrow, some time. All my friends keep asking (threatening) me to put them in the comic.

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