Long ago, even before man landed on the moon (i.e. somewhere between long ago and the present), there was a sacred sect of Gurus. It was made of up of...various...gurus. One was named Tristan. The other Luke. Together they comprised GURUMURU! They didn't quite know why they existed, or why they made a stupid sect. But they knew that they would find some kind of purpose someday. Maybe it was to bring about the complete destruction of the universe. Maybe not. Maybe it was for the creation of some new thing that nobody could recognize because it hadn't been made yet. No...no... All they knew was that they could make a really cool webpage, and then they could come up for a reason for their stupid little sect later.
Within these pages of seemingly meaningless text, there are deep secrets that logically thinking minds cannot possibly understand. If you don't understand or maybe...think something is..."stupid", just say to yourself, "I must not understand. They must be on a higher spiritual plane, one which I cannot possibly attain. Or maybe it's some kind of inside joke that even they don't understand. It must be too deep." Know this and you will live: The mind is faster than the hand.