Here's the part of my site that's "all about me". It's not really about me actually...I actually make up half of this stuff. But i would never let you know that, so HA! Like my little picture on the right? Do ya?! Do ya?!?! It's the best picture in the world. I like his ponderingesness along with his amazing...hand position...impossible to duplicate. Quite impossible indeed! By the way I drew it. Heh heh heh...I'm a tricky one...if I may go so far as to say...yeah.
This isn't really about me!! Well...it kind of is. Some of it is just random crap that pops into my head. I call them epiphanies, or...I dare say...epiphanies. I'm a rather sort of genius.
I got on the internet and saw myself. It's scared me. Made me jump. Seriously. So i took it down. I left the cool "artistic" on at the bottom though.
Profile
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Name:
Luke P. Hackensmith
Age:
674
Height:
3'1
Weight:
65 pounds of pure muscle
Marital Status:
Single (but i do have 5 kids...Shhh, don't tell anyone)
"I dont understand mumbo jumbo" -Nate
"Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..." Thomas Paine
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you kill a man? Would you sell your soul?
"You're so mean! I beleived you too!"-Sara
"Why?"-Tristan
"I'm playing battleship on the internet"-Lauramoron
"Someday I'll have a son. I'll name him Chuckles, and together we will fight off the hordes of evil...someday...someday"-Tristan
"I dont' remember saying it...hmmm...must've been Tristan"- Luke J. Wilikers III
"Sly like an owl"-Nate Price
Things I don't like:
I don't like...bad stuff...stuff with wings...like...like...birds...no...I don't like birds
"In case of fire...kill me"-Luke
"I'm wrong"-Abby (the quote that never changes)
Favorite Things:
People always say that I don't like anything. That makes me really mad. I like lots of things!!!! Why can't they see that?!?! I hate it when people act like that. It's so stupid. They don't know what they're talking about. People that don't know what they are talking about and act like they know everything are so retarded.
Another Random Unimportant Fact about Me:
I was on a baseball team when I was in the 6th grade...until the team mysteriously disappeared. Some say they fell into the fog of darkness...but know what i say about it? I don't...
I gotta pee
I think my ear is bleeding...Seriously...it might be bleeding...
Things that make me laugh:
Ohh...so many things. My dog makes me laugh...and cry...and spit. Stupid people make me laugh...and cry...and spit. The news makes me laugh (don't ask). Other stuff too...lots of other stuff.
Deep Statement of the Moment:
Calculaters are good...until they try to take your soul. Then they become bad.
WHOAH!!!! YOU CAN ADD MORE STUFF?!?!?!
"I can do what I durn well please" -Luke
Greatest Fear:
Going head first in a sleeping bag...and getting lost.
Life goals:
To cram the entire population of the world onto a small island in the Carribean and make a reality tv show out of it. If I make it...they will come...watch....er... If they're all on the island who will watch? Ok...everyone on the island but my mom and me. Then we can watch it together and have mother/son bonding time.
"I sure hope they don't starve to death. It would be a shame if you were responsible for killing every person on earth, Luke" -Mom
"The hydrant demands sacrifice!" -Andry, keeper of the shrine
McDonalds=milk. ew. blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Ahhh...You're done...
THE PICTURE IS GONE!!! it just didn't flow with the site. Plus it didn't really look like me. Me and my ghettoself. No worries. I got a picture I'm gonna put up just after my Computer II exam.
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